your ID: 0056 First Name: Michael Last Name: Brotherton Affiliation: University of Wyoming Title: Busting Myths about Broad Absorption Line Quasars Authors: Michael Brotherton Topic: 1 Session: oral Abstract: Once upon a time (and perhaps still), many astronomers believed broad absorption line (BAL) quasars to be normal quasars seen edge-on, accreting at close to Eddington, and completely absorbed in the soft X-rays (at least the low-ionization BAL quasars). None of these myths is true, and I will present evidence busting each. New observations presented include spectropolarimetry, Chandra spectroscopy, and statistical analysis of thousands of Sloan spectra.